Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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