Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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