I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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