WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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