so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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