Porn is love you can see.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
false alarm, still single
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