I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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