Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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