I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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