I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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