a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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