fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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