The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
