Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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