Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We smell like vodka and hangover
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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