Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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