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Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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