Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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