I think my fart just growled at me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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