i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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