grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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