# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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