I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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