is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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