I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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