"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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