did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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