The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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