If i come over, it means nothing
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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