Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I want her autograph on my taint
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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