i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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