I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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