if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
we're making bets on your personal life
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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