Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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