i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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