I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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