i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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