after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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