Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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