No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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