He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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