Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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