I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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