First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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