I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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