Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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