After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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