What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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