it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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