new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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