Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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