This girl is more easily done than said...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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