Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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