We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
