I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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