My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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